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Fitzwilliam Darcy, Rock Star review

“She knew it was stupid. She couldn’t even have a two-minute conversation without getting angry with him. He was the most arrogant, controlling, condescending man she had ever met, and the only way she could ever stand to fuck him would be to cover his mouth with duct tape so he couldn’t speak!” Fitzwilliam Darcy,… Continue reading Fitzwilliam Darcy, Rock Star review

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Marie Antoinette, Serial Killer review

“I had a vision of myself visiting a museum in Paris, and an old curator spotting the medallion hanging around my neck. He’d get really excited and then tell me that my family had been noble and prominent. And the rest of the girls on the trip would gather around, and even though they’d be… Continue reading Marie Antoinette, Serial Killer review

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Rey’s Survival Guide review

“The only reason anyone’s ever heard of Jakku is because a long time ago a lot of people died here. There was a battle fought in space–with ships on fire, plunging out of the skies to lie entombed in the sands.” Rey’s Survival Guide by Jason Fry Star rating: ★★★★★ 5/5 stars Format: hardcover book… Continue reading Rey’s Survival Guide review